Why, brain? Why why why why WHY does just reading the WARNING SUMMARY of some darkfic I Really Don't Want To Read trigger an angstfest from you ( Read more... )

Or, "I thought it, so you have to also."

I'm watching CNN right now, and the following headline popped up on the bottom of the screen:
"RECOUNT BEGINS FOR COLEMAN/FRANKEN" and the fanficcer in me saw the slash mark in between their names and Went There.

My only consolation is that Coleman would take that image worse than I did.